60. The Game
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In Batman (1989) the Joker asks the people of Gotham "Who do you trust?" In The Game (1997) the answer to that question is: absolutely no one.
WWM
59. Runaway Train
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Two convicts break out of prison and board a locomotive to escape the area, unfortunately the brakes are faulty and the Engineer is dead of a heart attack. This can only lead to one thing: a Runaway Train (1985).
58. Treasure Planet
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It's Treasure Island. In........Space.........
So that must mean, umm... Treasure Planet (2002).
57. Tracers
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Taylor Lautner stars in a Parkour movie. I mean, Freerunning. Actually I mean Tracing. Anyway... the movie is called Tracers (2015) so you be the judge.
56. Jurassic World
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"No movie will ever satisfy me like this just did"
-Overheard leaving the Jurassic World (2015) screening.
Hmmm... opinions may vary.
55. Apollo 18
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Found footage, false history and horror (?)... It's Apollo 18 (2011).
54. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) and it's not directed by Michael Bay. Allegedly.
53. Drive Angry
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Nicholas Cage escapes from Hell in Satan's car and Jesus are we in for a ride. Don't just drive; Drive Angry (2011).
52. SuperCop
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Sillyness and Martial Arts ensue in SuperCop (1992).
51. Parallels
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This week a movie that started as a Television pilot which has a lot of Parallels (2015) to the 90's TV show Sliders.
50. Twister
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Is Twister (1996) an F5 of a movie or just a bunch of updrafts?
49. GI Blues
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Sillyness and singing ensue in GI Blues (1960).
48. Rigor Mortis
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Is it a movie, a movie within a movie or some sort of Hong Kong fever dream? We hash out the answer when we watch Rigor Mortis (2013).
47. Death Train
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It's James Bond (future), Captain Picard (present) and Scaramanga (past) and a Death Train (1993) carrying a nuclear weapon. Hold on, here we go...
46. THEM!
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It's March so you know what that means: MONSTER MOVIES!!! This week we have the first of the Atomic Monster movies. Giant ants attack and will kill us all unless we kill THEM! (1954) first. With bazookas.
45. Tremors
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It's March so you know what that means: MONSTER MOVIES!!! A graduate student detects seismic Tremors (1990) near a small Nevada town but as the townsfolk begin showing up dead they soon learn their town is under attack by giant underground worms.
44. The Host
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It's March so you know what that means: MONSTER MOVIES!!! A river monster caused by pollution kidnaps a little girl who happens to be the daughter of the stupidest man in South Korea in The Host (2006).
42. 9
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It's Sackboys verses The Machine at the end of the world in a movie people seem to think was directed by Tim Burton (hint: it wasn't). Join us as we get the (burlap) pants scared off us when we watch 9 (2009).
41. 88
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40. Seven Samurai
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Wimpy farmers, tough bandits and a lot of rice add up to what many consider to be one of the great all time films. Hmmm... we'll see about that when we watch Seven Samurai (1954).